Senile Team went to GamesCom, the novel

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[quote userid="424" name="Plombo"]:o Rush Rush Rally Racing on WiiWare?  When---
...oh right, I forgot about rushrushrallyracing.com.  What else have I missed?

[quote userid="14" name="Roel"]
Realising the futility of trying to work through what one would assume to be the proper channels, we gave Max from redspotgames a call and sure enough, within minutes he appeared with our passes. Problem solved? Not quite yet! Few people outside of Germany know this, but access to the Kölnmesse is controlled by an evil computer. The evil computer said that we were already inside. Therefore, it would not allow us to enter. And none of the evil computer's human minions dared to disobey it. They remained completely loyal to their electronic overlord and stated that "these people are already inside", even though it was plain to see that we were standing outside. Marvellous!
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[quote userid="14" name="Roel"]Many Wii users had some trouble getting used to the the game's controls, though. Not because there's anything wrong with them, but because they expected waggle controls! Maybe next time someone should put up a big sign that says "no waggle" or something.[/quote]

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[quote userid="14" name="Roel"]Our stomachs still empty, we retreated for a moment to investigate the kitchen's schedule and menu, and hatched a cunning plan. We would beat the system by ordering lunch and eating it for breakfast instead! Brilliant! The kitchen lady wasn't about to go down without a fight, though. "Kein Lunchpaket!" What is with this woman? Is she even human? Fortunately we came well-prepared this time. Armed with the knowledge that "das kleine Lunchpaket" (the small lunch pack) was available according to kitchen law, we managed to get the cyborg kitchen lady to admit defeat. All that was left to do now was return to the reception, pay for a coupon, return to the kitchen and exchange the coupon for the lunch-to-be-breakfast. Nothing tastes like German "Brötchen" with a topping of sweet victory.[/quote]

[quote userid="14" name="Roel"]Question of the day: [i]"I'm from General Motors. Would you like to discuss the possibility of using our cars in your game?"[/i][/quote]

:laughs:

Hopefully the relative lack of words won't make this post less readable. :)[/quote]

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