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[quote userid="393" name="Christuserloeser"][quote userid="14" name="Roel"]Few people outside of Germany know this, but access to the Kölnmesse is controlled by an evil computer. The evil computer said that we were already inside. Therefore, it would not allow us to enter. And none of the evil computer's human minions dared to disobey it. They remained completely loyal to their electronic overlord and stated that "these people are already inside", even though it was plain to see that we were standing outside. Marvellous![/quote]

[quote userid="14" name="Roel"]The next morning we were in for another adventure. We wanted to have breakfast at a nearby restaurant, but we were too early. Breakfast wasn't served there until ten. Since it was only about nine o'clock at that time, we decided not to wait. Instead we went back to the hotel's kitchen, but were stopped at the door. An angry female voice informed us that "das ist keine Eingang!" Despite our failure to understand the importance of not entering through that particular door, we obediently went to the hotel's main entrance, through the lobby, around the kitchen and entered via the designated "Eingang". Now that we had managed to enter the kitchen correctly, we were entitled to the information that breakfast is not served past nine. Lovely!

Our stomachs still empty, we retreated for a moment to investigate the kitchen's schedule and menu, and hatched a cunning plan. We would beat the system by ordering lunch and eating it for breakfast instead! Brilliant! The kitchen lady wasn't about to go down without a fight, though. "Kein Lunchpaket!" What is with this woman? Is she even human? Fortunately we came well-prepared this time. Armed with the knowledge that "das kleine Lunchpaket" (the small lunch pack) was available according to kitchen law, we managed to get the cyborg kitchen lady to admit defeat. All that was left to do now was return to the reception, pay for a coupon, return to the kitchen and exchange the coupon for the lunch-to-be-breakfast. Nothing tastes like German "Brötchen" with a topping of sweet victory.[/quote]

Ah, good ol' Germany (:

[quote userid="14" name="Roel"]Question of the day: [i]"I'm from General Motors. Would you like to discuss the possibility of using our cars in your game?"[/i][/quote]

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