Many Wii users had some trouble getting used to the the game's controls, though. Not because there's anything wrong with them, but because they expected waggle controls! Maybe next time someone should put up a big sign that says "no waggle" or something.

Our stomachs still empty, we retreated for a moment to investigate the kitchen's schedule and menu, and hatched a cunning plan. We would beat the system by ordering lunch and eating it for breakfast instead! Brilliant! The kitchen lady wasn't about to go down without a fight, though. "Kein Lunchpaket!" What is with this woman? Is she even human? Fortunately we came well-prepared this time. Armed with the knowledge that "das kleine Lunchpaket" (the small lunch pack) was available according to kitchen law, we managed to get the cyborg kitchen lady to admit defeat. All that was left to do now was return to the reception, pay for a coupon, return to the kitchen and exchange the coupon for the lunch-to-be-breakfast. Nothing tastes like German "Brötchen" with a topping of sweet victory.

Question of the day: "I'm from General Motors. Would you like to discuss the possibility of using our cars in your game?"